Jun 02

I’VE BEEN POSTING AT FACEBOOK

Check me out at www.facebook.com/kinseyholley. I’m better at posting to FB than doing blog posts. I don’t feel the pressure of having to be meaningful or relevant or writing something long.

I have enough trouble writing the stuff I’m supposed to be writing. Which I’m doing, by the way. And it’s going great.

May 20

BELATED HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY HOLY CRAP SCHOOL’S OUT THIS WEEK

Previously posted at www.ninenaughtynovelists.blogspot.com

 

I had a great RT but I slept through much of it because I got my bronchitis crap while I was there. I came home sick and grumpy and tired and whiny. Then I got to feeling better and wham! it’s Mother’s Day (which should be a day to relax and do nothing but in my family, it’s not really) and then wham! end of school parties and tests and turning in all the crap she should’ve turned in already and then wham! summer associates start work at my firm and then wham! I realize I have every summer week mapped out for Diva except for the week of June 3.

Would anyone like a very intelligent and able bodied 11 year old girl for three or four days? She can do chores and she’s an excellent baby sitter.

(Note: Last night she got three academic awards, one of which was for scoring the highest out of all fifth graders (in her school) in the national science competition. She’s currently got a low D in science because she still hasn’t turned in several assignments. She also got a math award. She’s currently got a high C in math because she still hasn’t turned in several assignments. She’s an awesome test taker. Completing projects, not so great. Can’t imagine where she got that.)

Anyway – at least I never have to cook for Mother’s Day – Vickie always handles that. I just get to help with dishes and hang out with kids, which is not a bad way to spend a beautiful day. And because I have nothing else of interest to blog about, here are some pictures of our Mother’s Day. Hope yours (if you celebrate it) was great, too.

 

Vickie the Blunt, Monsters Nos. 4 and 6, and glitter tattoos. Lots of glitter.Lots and lots of glitter. Still rubbing it off Diva.

Nos. 4 and 6 with tattoos.No. 6 is going through that “I won’t smile for your picture because I’m missing my front teeth” thing.

 

Probably because when she does smile,we call her the Vampire Hamster. (Earlier pic, different event.)

 

The World’s Greatest Aunt, after several hours supervising the waterslide. She’s great at stuff like that. (I prefer to drink wine and take pictures.)

 

Monster No. 7′s tattoos. Please note that no one
ever taught her to pose that way.

No. 4 with her tattoos. She’d never pose like 7 did. Then again, 7 likes to sit next to boys, while 4 likes to beat them up.

 

 

The World’s Greatest Aunt got one big pic of all the kids. My nephews (nos. 2 and 3) weren’t able to attend.  (No. 7 missed them terribly.)

A good chunk of the Nine, plus some visitors.

Somehow I didn’t get pictures of No. 8 (who is no. 7′s twin) or no. 1, the Diva. And I didn’t even try to take pictures of the boys because No. 9 wouldn’t be still long enough and No. 5 was running around holding balloons over his crotch and making lewd gestures all day. And he’s not in middle school yet.

It was a fun Sunday. I didn’t get any words written, but I got more anecdotes for the story I’m writing. There’s gonna be a lot of kids in it, an I won’t have to make up any of the funny stuff.

 

Apr 19

If you need to make QR stickers for RT, here’s how I did it….

Get Avery print-to-the-edge square labels no. 22816.

You can search for “22816,” download a blank template, and follow the instructions.

HOWEVER, I DIDN’T DO THIS because it requires allowing the Ask.com toolbar crap to access your hard drive and I think the Ask.com toolbar is a thing of Satan. I swear it screws with all 3 browsers I use.

Instead, just go to Word. These instructions will work in all versions (I’m pretty sure.)

Click on the Mailings tab, then on Labels.

When the Envelopes and Labels dialogue box opens, click the Labels tab and then click Options.

Choose Avery from the Vendor drop-down box, then scroll down to 22816.

Click OK.

Click New Document.

The 22816 label template will launch in a new document. Make sure you’re in Print or Web view so you can see the lines of the labels.

Go to a site for creating QR codes. There are lots of them – I’ve been using Kaywa, which will let you generate five different QR codes for free. (After that you have to subscribe.)

You can do separate QR codes for each book, or you can do one code that goes to your author page on ARe (or Amazon, or wherever.)

NOTE: If you don’t have an author page at ARe, contact Audry the Wonderful at audrey.sharpe@allromanceebooks.com. 

You need a static author page – searching for your books on ARe won’t yield a permanent link. Email Audrey with your author bio and she’ll set you up.

Also note: You have to use a ARe code for the e-book signing, but if you’re doing other promo cards or stickers or whatever, you can do codes for Amazon, Samhain, etc.

So you take the URL, you plug it into Kaywa or whatever generator you’re using, and you get a QR code.

You download it in whatever format you want – I do it in PDF.

NOTE: If you’ve signed up for an account on Kaywa (including a free one) it will save your QR codes. You don’t, technically, have to download them – but I do just to be safe. You could copy the image of the code straight from Kaywa and paste it into the labels.

So, once you’ve downloaded the code, or not, you copy and paste it into each label.

Boom, you’re done. Before you print 10 or 20 or however many copies, though, grab your phone and snap the code to make sure it works.

I designed a promo card at Vista Print and put Amazon and ARe codes on the back:

 

Back of promo card

The back

Front of promo card

The front

If anyone wants details/hints on how I designed the cards, leave a comment and I’ll do a separate post tomorrow. I did the layout in Word first. I’ve worked with Word for so long, I tend to either grossly overestimate or underestimate how familiar other people are with it.

Hope this was helpful, and I hope to meet lots of new people at RT this year!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Mar 21

I LOVE YOU INTERNET. PLEASE DON’T EVER LEAVE ME.

(previously posted on ninenaughtynovelists.blogspot.com)

Honest to God, that’s going to be in the dedication of the Galveston steampunk I’m still working on.

 

Thanks to Google and a host of other sites, I’ve been able to find all the info I need to construct an alternate history of the Spanish discovery and colonization of Galveston and their other holdings in New Spain. I never had to go to a library, and I never had to go to Galvestion. (I do go to Galveston, actually, whenever I can – I’ve loved it since I was a child. But I don’t need to have access to  documents and photographs there because everything I need, I’ve found online.)

 

I used the Internet heavily while I was writing Yours Mine and Howls, because I’ve never set foot in Cañon City, Colorado, the town on which Fremont is based. But between Google Maps and Fremont County’s many excellent tourism and real estate sites, I was able to construct a believable setting.

 

Now I’m writing two contemporaries at the same time, which is daunting. Not the two-books-at-one-time thing — that’s actually easy, given my ADD  — but the contemporary thing. I’m writing real people, with human strength and human frailties and human sexual organs and all that. So I have to make sure someone remembers to bring the condoms (werewolves neither contract nor spread STDs.) And if the heroine gets in trouble, the hero can be able to beat someone up, or pull a gun to defend her, but he won’t be able to rip the bad guys to pieces and eat them (which really is a useful skill to have in a hero.) And no one has any supernatural abilities that can come in handy in a tough spot, like a photographic memory or the ability to transport yourself from one spot to another.

 

Besides just keeping my characters within the limits of human beings, though, I want to make sure they’re believable. I want 3D people with real flaws and real problems and real jobs and lives. And I’ve been particularly obsessing over the heroine of one of my WIPs, who is a skilled session/touring musician and songwriter. Her main instrument is the fiddle. (“I can play the violin, but most of the time when I play it, it’s a fiddle. Way more country than classic. I do a lot of Celtic and folk stuff, too, but still — that’s fiddlin’. Violinists wear heels, and their audiences are usually sitting down. That’s not my thing.”)   She also does rock and pop, and I got to wandering if I’d invented a type of person who doesn’t exist. Are there female fiddlers who work as session and backup musicians, and do they work across musical genres?

 

Well, I don’t know if there’s a lot of them, but I found at least one. She’s hot, as both in demand and real good lookin’ : http://www.lorenzaponce.com/ (My heroine is a redhead, though.)

 

I found Emily Autumn through this excellent page devoted to the fiddle in rock music.

 

Then there’s Sara Watkins.

 

Of course, Alison Krauss is a high profile fiddler but she’s mostly bluegrass, notwithstanding the great stuff she’s done with Robert Plant. (Although she was a prodigy, like my heroine. Alison got her first recording contract at 14.)

 

And there’s Martie Maguire of the Dixie Chicks, who’ve now officially broken up. (I hope she and Emily do something else.)

 

So yeah, my idea of a gifted fiddler with a talent for other instruments and for songwriting is completely believable.

 

But there was one other aspect of her personality that I came up with years ago, when the character first started popping into my head looking for a boyfriend. She was a child prodigy, and the country legend who gave her her first big break, when she was just a teenager, gave her her most prized possession as a gift for her 21st birthday: a fiddle that had once belonged to Bob Wills, the King of Western Swing.

 

(Here, listen to Waylon explain it:)

 

Now, I had no idea if any of Bob Wills’ fiddles were identified and floating around out there. I knew there was a Bob Wills museum in his hometown of Turkey, Texas, way up north in the bottom of the Panhandle.

 

So I’m engaging in a little research procrastination when I come across this heartwarming story: 40 Years Later Fruita Fiddler Bows Instrument Once Owned By Bob Wills (Note: Fruita is in western Colorado.) My favorite detail about this story? The fiddle still smells of Wills’ cigar smoke. And you better believe that’s going to find its way into my story.

 

I don’t know why I worry so much about getting details right, even when it’s something I’m making up entirely out of my head. Maybe it’s because I get so annoyed when characters in books (not just romance, but any kind of fiction) supposedly have certain jobs or careers but behave in ways totally unbelievable. My big peeve is lawyer heroines who go around violating ethical precepts and ABA disciplinary rules, as well as ignoring every rule of federal procedure and usually committing a couple felonies to boot, as they sleep with/run away with/collude with/defend/attack the con man, attorney, billionaire, cop or renegade mercenary they’re in love with, you know? If you’re going to give your character a specific line of work, and it’s not a line of work with which you’re familiar, then either talk to someone who knows about it or, you know….look it up on the Internet.

 

My hero required no research. He’s a rock star. The danger of writing rock stars is not that you’ll go too far, make them do things too outrageous; it’s that you’ll make them too tame, too sane. (Seriously. Consult the autobiographies of Slash, Duff McKagan, Nikki Sixx, Ray Davies, etc. if you doubt this.)

 

 

Some of the most disgusting depictions of alcohol abuse I’ve ever read. This guy shouldn’t be alive, and he knows it.

 

Sometimes I take it to extremes. I pester Crista McHugh, my doctor writer buddy, about how a body would look and feel after being in a hospital and on a respirator for 2 weeks.

I pester my husband about how much you can really pack into the saddle bags of a Honda Goldwing.

My hero does not pop wheelies on his Goldwing. That’s beyond douchebaggery.

And I learned something new about the Hub – apparently, back when the Goldwing was his sole means of transportation, he sometimes rode with his shotgun strapped across the bike’s handlebars.

I have no idea why this was necessary. I don’t think it’s gonna fit in the book.

I also quizzed the Hub about SUVs — specifically, what were the biggest SUVs available around 10-15 years ago. With four wheel drive – that was important. And he’d name a make and model, then say – “Wait. I don’t think they offered 4WD until 2010,” and I’d say, “Well, then I can’t use it.”

 

And he’d say – “Do you really think a reader’s going to notice something like that? Or care?”

 

And I thought about it and I decided – probably not. I’ve seen some very, very picky readers, and I’ve read reviews by people who took exception to the smallest, most seemingly insignificant mistakes of fact or history. If a reader is going to check on the makes and models of SUVs available in 2000 while reading my book, then obviously my story isn’t holding her attention, or else she’s got issues which have nothing to do with me, right?

 

Just to be safe, though, I decided the band bought a used Chevy Bronco in 2000. They were in production from 1992 to 1996.

 

Thanks, Wikipedia.

Mar 16

Southern Rock and Saturday Mornings

One of my earliest memories of underage drinking–of which I did a bit, due at least in part to the fact that we lived across the lake from New Orleans–is of waking up with my first massive, throbbing hangover at my friend Lee’s house. We’d stayed up the night before drinking…something. I don’t remember what, but I know it was liquor and it wasn’t vodka, which is the only liquor I can really tolerate. We spent the last half of the night puking in the toilet while her mom held our hair back and her stepdad laughed at us. We hadn’t actually had permission to drink their liquor, but I think they knew we were doing it and just decided to keep an eye on us rather than throw a fit and confiscate the booze. We were sophomores.

(NOTE: Yes, if at 15 Diva spends the night with a friend whose parents allow them access to alcohol, I’ll be extremely pissed off. But attitudes to teenage drinking were a little different, a lot looser, in 1979. And if you’re fortunate to survive your teenage wasteland years unscathed, and you wind up happily married with kids of your own, your punishment is having to watch your teenagers do the same things you did. Only Hub and I will be a lot more cognizant than our parents were, because our parents didn’t party the way we did.)

So the next morning her mom fixed us breakfast and her stepdad gave us water and aspirin, and we spent most of the day in her living room doing nothing. She lay on the couch, and I rocked in this beautiful wooden rocking chair her stepdad (a former, honest to God lumberjack) had made by hand. I found that if I kept my head perfectly still, and just rocked slowly, I didn’t want to die so badly.

It was a really pretty day and he kept asking us if we wanted to go outside and help him with yardwork, and we just groaned.

He spun records all that day – Lynyrd Skynyrd, Marshall Tucker, Allman Brothers, Little Feat, all the great ones. I specifically remember asking him to play Three Steps over and over — I don’t think I’d ever heard it before. Thirty years later, whenever I hear Three Steps I’m back in that rocking chair, in their neat little living room, with the back door open and all these nauseating sounds of sunshine and spring coming in.

And to me, weekend mornings, especially pretty ones like today, are to be accompanied by Southern rock. I made a special breakfast run for Diva this morning, and Sweet Home Alabama came on, and I rolled down the windows and I sang. And because it was satellite radio, I rewound it and sang a couple more times.

And now I’m going back to work on the WIP that features a heroine who has a soft spot for Skynyrd, even though she wasn’t born when the plane went down.

Mar 13

Sorry, Seth….Nick’s Up Next

So I got this comment from a reader last week — you can read it, and my reply, here. Basically she said, I love your books but I’m tired of waiting for the next one, so hasta and good luck.

I replied and said, basically, I can’t blame you. I totally understand (and share) your frustration.

Several years and three editors ago, an editor bought Yours, Mine and Howls. She was a very nice lady, and I’ll always be grateful that she gave me a contract, but we never worked together because she left Samhain shortly after contracting the book.

Anyway, the one time we met face to face, she asked me (this was after Kiss and Kin, before Ready to Run) what other characters in the Werewolves in Love universe (it wasn’t called that then) I thought would have their own books. I said Seth, Michael, probably Dec, and definitely Nick and TJ.

And she said — Nick and TJ must go last, because they’re the ones everyone wants to read. (True story: when I first decided to sit my ass down and write a romance like I’d been talking about forever, Nick and TJ was the first story I attempted. It wasn’t working. The idea of a girl who loved a little boy so much that she threw herself in front of a werewolf for him had been hanging around in my mind for a while, so I started YMAH. Then Samhain did a submission call for a shifter anthology, and I put Cade and Ally aside and basically came up with Taran and Lark in a couple of days. And it gave me the opportunity to get back to Nick and TJ. )

(My original opening scene for Nick and TJ still looks pretty good. I intend to resurrect it.)

Anyway. I got it stuck in my head, back in 2009 or so, that Nick and TJ had to come last. And I’ve viewed everyone else’s books — Seth, ______ (the Secret One), Michael, Dec — as stories I had to get through before I could get to Nick and TJ.

It’s like, Nick and TJ are dessert and all the other books are vegetables. And who wants to write vegetables? Seth and Evie (that’s his love – and she’s so cool) and ______ (Secret Person) and Michael and Dec — they don’t deserve to be treated like vegetables. They deserve to be treated as dessert. Something I want to write, not something I feel like I have to write in order to get to the stuff I want to write.

Right? Right.

But if any of this annoys my current editor — whom I love, and wish never to lose — I’m totally blaming Kathy. Whom I’d also like to thank.

Thank you.

Jan 09

I fear my old friend bronchitis has popped round and now he fancies a few days together

He knows I can’t write anything while he’s here. The combination of brochy, and codeine cough medicine, together with intermittant salvific shots of whiskey with honey….no, it wont work at all. I shant be able to write a coherent sentence  whilst I’m on this stuff.

 

Tonight whilst I can still see somewhat straight, I’ll write longhand and then switch to just reading. And coughing.

 

see ya.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Jan 08

OH MY GOD I POSTED TOO SOON

THIS, ladies (I really don’t think any guys follow me but I could be wrong) is how you insult someone. From the Wurtzel article:

It has been a singular privilege to work for David [Boies] and to get to know him as well as I have. It’s enough to make me believe in luck. He is the smartest person I have ever met, and it is a steep fall to second place. I knew David Foster Wallace pretty well, and he was pretty smart, but David Boies makes David Wallace look like, well, some other lesser David, maybe David Remnick. I think most people are overrated; not David Boies. I know, because I just did not overrate him: Consider this an axiom.

Jan 08

Things I did today (after I got home from work)

Yelled at the dogs to get out of my face and let me eat my snack in piece.

Yelled at Diva to finish her math.

Listened to Diva recite what she’s memorized so far of Longfellow’s Village Blacksmith.

Watched Hubby finish an all day plumbing repair job in the kitchen, and ruminated upon how much money we would’ve spent over the past 14 years in this 60-year-old house if Hubby couldn’t do woodworking, plumbing, electricity, AC/heater, and all that other work.

Watched Repo Games with Hub:

1) Why do people act so shocked when the repo guy shows up? Are they not aware that they haven’t been paying the note? Do they think they can just not pay the note and keep the car? They remind me of my crackwhore cousin, years and years ago, whose car was repossessed when a pissed off ex-boyfriend called the finance company on her. Naturally, she blamed the ex-boyfriend and not the fact that she smoked her car note every month. (Apologies to my now-no-longer-a-crackwhore cousin in case she reads my blog, which I really hopes she doesn’t.)

2) Why do these people think sitting on their cars will keep the repo guy from taking it away?

3) Watching disabled old people play pop culture trivia in order to keep their car pisses me off. But watching hair-twirling, dumbass, spoiled rotten teenage girls prove their stupidity is just fun. (“Oh yeah! It can’t be a star because it’s out at night!”)

4) Men who wear their hair in pigtail braids, be they rappers, hipsters, or white trash, look like douchebags. ESPECIALLY if they skateboard.

Read a typically rambling, maddening article from the always rambling, maddening Elizabeth Wurtzel. As with most of her stuff that I’ve read, it’s full of contradictions just like Wurtzel herself. She’s insightful and vapid, self-aware and self-deluding, eloquent while saying some really stupid shit:

“But I never saved or invested, because I believe if you take care of the luxuries, the necessities will take care of themselves.”

Seriously??? She’s 44 fucking years old, she thinks like that, and she’s surprised that she has no assets and nothing saved for the future?  Also – way to superficially judge other people who made lifestyle choices you don’t agree with. Y’know, if you’d married that private equity guy, you might feel like you were in jail, but you probably wouldn’t feel like you were living in a sublet flat with a crazy-ass tenant who keeps barging in and stealing the luxury items you bought instead of saving for your lonely old age. Because you wouldn’t be.

Read an email from Rocking Roisin, who is beta’ing my Seth book and can’t decide if she likes the heroine. Which is good, actually.

Read an email from Amazing Allison, who agreed to beta the 1st person POV Irish/Brit contemp I’m working on.

Now writing, working on Seth, Brit, and steampunk.

Still chubby, but productive!

Jan 01

Happy New Year!

Every year, I resolve not to make resolutions, and every year I fail to keep that resolution. Which is just so fitting. Anyway, Kinsey’s resolutions for 2013:

 

1. More water, less wine.

2. More moving, less sitting.

3. More writing, less reading.

4. More thanking, less complaining.

5. More fun stuff, fewer chores.

That’s it. I need to both relax, and get back to work.

How about y’all?

 

 

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